An Open Letter to Prospective Contestants at Showcase Showdown, in re: Bidding
Dear Fringegoer:
What’s the next item up for bid? Narrative.So you’re headed to Showcase Showdown, SpeakeasyDC’s storytelling/The Price Is Right mashup? Awesome; you’re gonna have a good time.
And you say you’re an extroverted sort, and so will be putting your name in the running to be called down as a contestant, and possibly earn the chance to win glamorous prizes? Glad to hear it! Knock yourself out. Mazel tov.
Little advice?
The mechanics of Showcase Showdown are straight-up TPIR: Once your name is called, you’ll take a seat in Contestants’ Row (read: three downstage chairs) and bid for a chance to play a game. But you won’t be bidding on a lounge suite, a canister vacuum, or a 18-inch television encased in a faux-walnut console the size of the Altar of Baal. Instead, you’ll be listening to a SpeakeasyDC storyteller, who’ll stop midway through and ask you to guess a number relevant to the story he or she is telling. You’ll bid (guess), the story will continue and the number in question will be revealed — and the contestant who came closest to the actual number without going over will win.
Basic, right? A process most of us soaked up via pop-culture-osmosis over years of ditching school to laze on the couch snarfing Pop-Tarts, right?
If we are to judge by the performances of Showcase Showdown contestants to date: Wrong.








